The retired husband

[IdahoMtnSpyder]

The retired husband


…this retired guy sits around the house all day… wife says,

"You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."

Guy gives it a moment's thought and says, "Sure why not - show me to the vacuum."

Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

Wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running, I thought you were using it?"

Exasperated man answers, "The stupid thing is broken, won't start, got to buy a new one."

"Really�," she says, "Show me - it worked fine the last time I used it." So he did.

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[vided]

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: I see the problem...

He forgot to choke it! :thumbup:

 

[vided]

if you look closely, that's the AC model (automatic choke ) :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[mowin]

No, no, no.... its fuel injection. Definitely a bad injector pump...

 

[Fatcycledaddy]

I know that model, it sucks!:banghead:

 

[ARtraveler]

Now that was a good one. :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

So are you telling us men are really really stupid? :yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

If you have to ask...

 

[ARtraveler]

So are you telling us men are really really stupid? :yikes:

We ain't stupid, but will not ask for directions if and when needed. :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[vided]

I always ask for directions.
then ask whoever is with me " you got that, right"
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[eddieshep999]

He needs to check to see if there is a recall on it
It could be the loose nut that holds onto the lead
:shemademe_smilie:

 

[Bob Denman]

I think that it's a software problem; it appears to be an "ID10t" error... nojoke

 

[Chupaca]

Good one...!!

Would love to see his face if it fired up...:yikes::roflblack:

 

[Bfromla]

Would love to see his face if it fired up...:yikes::roflblack:

No tool box in sight.



Or gas can


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[AY4B]

I dont always vacuum but when I do, I use the weed eater type.

Stay thirsty my friends

 

[vided]

i don't always enjoy commercials,
but when i do,
theses are the ones :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

 

[Ron2andia]

T funny and thanks for those commercials.. We do ride the most interesting bike in the world!hyea: