THE PARROT - ONE BAD WORD

[grumpybob]

The Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately
spotted a large, beautiful parrot.

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why
so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said;

"Look, I should tell you that this bird used to live in
a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some
pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had
to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her
living room and waited for it to say something. The
bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from
school, the bird saw them and said,

"New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but
then began to laugh about the situation considering
how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came
home from work.


The bird looked at him and said,


"Hi Keith"

 

[Bob Denman]

:yikes:

 

[ARtraveler]

:yikes: Busted :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[bruiser]

And now there's one less parrot in the world.

 

[Bob Denman]

Cooked... in the stewpot with Phil! :shocked:

 

[Yfactor]

Wonder how baked parrot tastes?

 

[Cruzr Joe]

Wonder how baked parrot tastes?

Gotta be better than a fried Keith:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[grumpybob]

Gotta be better than a fried Keith:roflblack::roflblack:

Maybe not. Have to ask the NYC cop that is in jail for wanting to cook and eat people.

 

[Chupaca]

Don't..!!

Kill the messenger...I've had several parrots and could tell you stories...:roflblack:

 

[bruiser]

One of my aunts had a myna bird. That danged thing didn't know when to shut up.

 

[Bob Denman]

Was the last thing that it learned to say, "Please put down that knife!" :shocked:

 

[Daisyjoe]

:roflblack::roflblack: