The Parrot II

[SDM]

A lady walking to work each day passed a pet store. One day there was a caged parrot taking the air and as she passed the parrot said "Hey lady, you ugly!!":yikes: The lady was upset but let it pass. This happened a few more times and as the days went by she was getting more and more upset. She finally went inside and read the owner the riot act, saying that if the parrot insulted her one more time she was going to sue the owner for all he was worth and cook the parrot for her dinner that nite. She didn't see the parrot for a few days and then one morning he was there. As she passed the parrot she heard it say "Hey lady, YOU KNOW!!!":thumbup:

 

[grumpybob]

:clap::clap::clap:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: :roflblack: :thumbup:

 

[otter28169]

A man is breaking into a house when he hears an odd voice say "Jesus is watching you"
Startled by the noise he looks quickly around the kitchen and see's nothing.
Upon entering the living room he hears the voice again, "Jesus is watching you"
This time he shines a light over into the corner and sees a parrot sitting there on a perch
"Jesus Is watching you" the bird sais
"Who names a parrot Jesus" the man sais to himself
To which the bird replies;
"My names is Moses, Jesus is the pitbull"

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[schnauzermom]

WHAT??

A lady walking to work each day passed a pet store. One day there was a caged parrot taking the air and as she passed the parrot said "Hey lady, you ugly!!":yikes: The lady was upset but let it pass. This happened a few more times and as the days went by she was getting more and more upset. She finally went inside and read the owner the riot act, saying that if the parrot insulted her one more time she was going to sue the owner for all he was worth and cook the parrot for her dinner that nite. She didn't see the parrot for a few days and then one morning he was there. As she passed the parrot she heard it say "Hey lady, YOU KNOW!!!":thumbup:

Okay, I am responding with my head hanging down (sigh..) But, I don't get it. And unfortunately, I am ONE OF THOSE, who seems to not get it on a regular basis.......

 

[ARtraveler]

Both pretty funny. :thumbup: