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Rated-PG The duck

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Duck goes in a bar, bartender says "What ya want duck?" Duck says "Gimme some corn!" Bartender says"This ain't a feed mill!Get out duck!"Duck comes back next 3 days ask's for same,bartender says"I told ya I got no corn so get out before I nail your feet to the floor and kick your head off!!" Duck comes back two days later and says"Got any nails?"Bartender says"No I don't have any nails,this ain't no hardware store!" Duck says"Got any corn?"
 
Different duck, but still....

This Duck waddles into a pharmacy & asks for a pkt of condoms....

the attendant selects the appropriate pack & turns back to the duck who says.....






wait for it, wait for it......








here it comes!








"Can you put it on my bill?"


Bada boom!

:shocked: :roflblack: :ohyea:
 
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So this guy walks into a bar, and he has a duck perched on his shoulder...

The beertender says: "What the Hell is this about?"

The duck say:





"Well: it started with an itchy spot on my bottom..."
 
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