Duck goes in a bar, bartender says "What ya want duck?" Duck says "Gimme some corn!" Bartender says"This ain't a feed mill!Get out duck!"Duck comes back next 3 days ask's for same,bartender says"I told ya I got no corn so get out before I nail your feet to the floor and kick your head off!!" Duck comes back two days later and says"Got any nails?"Bartender says"No I don't have any nails,this ain't no hardware store!" Duck says"Got any corn?"