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THE BOOTS....

boborgera

Spyderless Member
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said.,
Teacher they're on the wrong feet... She looked ,and sure enough, they were! Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off then it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as, Together they worked to get the boots back on ,This time on the correct feet.

He then announced, '' These aren't my boots'' ' She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, ''Why didn't you say so? like she wanted to. Once again, She struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.. No sooner had they got the boots off when he said ,
''They're my brothers boots. But my mom made me wear them today.'

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.,
But she mustered up what Grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, She asked, Now, where are your mittens??

He said, I stuffed them in the toes of my boots.................. :gaah:
 
I had my wife read this as she works in an elementary school...she really says that is true and is still laughing.
 
:roflblack::roflblack: I think that my own kid pulled the same stunt on the Missus about 20 year's ago...:roflblack::roflblack: :2thumbs:
 
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:Keep them coming:yes::yes::yes::yes:

OK, A quickie;
Two Blonds find 3 grenades on the side of the road, So they decide to take them down to the police station, One of them asked, '

What if one of them goes off on the way down there?

The other says, No problem, ''We'll just lie to them and say we only found Two''
 
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