Thanksgiving Funnies . . .

[PrairieSpyder]

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims!

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected fowl play!


What's your favorite holiday joke?

 

[Bob Denman]

I've got a few... :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Several more... :thumbup:

 

[ARtraveler]

Great chuckles. :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

 

[Chupaca]

Come on now....

your making me feel bad for the turkey...:roflblack: I will do something about it next year....

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[PrairieSpyder]

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo? A: A turkey that can pluck itself!

 

[cuznjohn]

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo? A: A turkey that can pluck itself!

lol you watched the five

 

[vided]

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo? A: A turkey that can pluck itself!

 

[Bfromla]

& get some ICE!

Honestly don’t remember what pics those were:dontknow: no problem -new one:

 

[PrairieSpyder]

lol you watched the five

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You're right! :thumbup: But it was funny.

 

[PrairieSpyder]

Q: What do you call a haunted turkey? A: A poultrygeist!

 

[cuznjohn]

i once saw a bum standing on a street corner around the holidays saying HO HO HO,,,, HO HO HO, so i went over and gave him a few bucks, and said to him, i like your Christmas spirit. he said to me, I HATE THE HOLIDAYS, I AM JUST COUNTING THE HOOKERS ACROSS THE STREET

 

[Bfromla]

Bump for updated content

 

[Saluda]

I won't mention his name and it's not just at the holidays.