From SITA to Home * The "Final Destination" (PG17)
So, we're sit'n in the parking lot of the RV dealers having our lunch, & I pull out TEDDYS IPad and get on SpyderLovers.com to entertain myself, cause to be honest, I was start'n to stress a little, with knowing we were still so far away from home. And with not knowing how long the Highway was going to be closed, that I may not end up getting us home in time for me to get to work early the next morning. While cruising thru the threads, I read one by (I think) VTSpyder about their trip home from SITA in which they chose to take all backroads & even took a ferry over to somewhere & how wonderful & beautiful the experience was. Well, that got my gears turning. Before I read this, I was thinking we were stuck there, waiting for the highway to reopen, and due to time restraints, that was my only option. But after their Inspiration, I start playing with the GPS & route our way home avoiding all highways. I knew going in, this wasn't really theisable cause it would take too long, but I also figure it was better than just sitting there for who knows how long, & it would at least get us down the road further than we were & we'd also get to see some of the great little towns & beautiful Ohio countryside to boot. Just as we finished our meal, a Harley made it's way down to us & the Ryder commented "Nice Rig" & that if we were waiting for the highway to reopen, we might us well head on down the side road in front of us, cause it ended about 2 miles down at a park on Lake Erie & it was a nice place to kill some time & hang-out. I thanked him for the advice & off he went. It did sound nice, but we really didn't have "Time to Kill", so with our new plan set, I quickly packed up our camp & off we went.
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It was really neat to see all the little towns dotting the countryside & landscape. We'd go from 55 down to 35 quite often, as we'd head into one little town after another. We stopped to gas up & get ice for the cooler to keep our water bottles nice & cold & every stop, the locals were full of questions about the SpYder, the Camper & of course Teddy. At one stop for gas tho, in the middle of no-where, I actually had a bit of an uneasy feeling. The few locals sitting out front didn't budge or say a word, just gave us a "yur not from round here, are ya?" kinda of look. If you've ever seen the movie "Deliverance" I was actually expecting to hear banjos start playing in the background. Yeah, I kinda hurried & got us out of their as quickly as possible, but I'm sure it was all "just in my head" -LOL
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So we get a couple hundred miles down the side roads & I notice it's starting to get late. I quickly pull over & change the settings on the GPS again, this time, set to "HOME" the fastest route possible. After about 30 more minutes of side roads, we're merging onto I71 South heading toward Columbus. Dang, I thought we'd had been much further south than we were, but that's what taking side roads does, great scenery but not usually a lot of distance for the time traveled. Oh well, at least we weren't still sitting up at Lake Erie waiting for that Highway to reopen.
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After a while of doing 70Mph, I see we're start'n to get low on fuel & decide to stop at a Dairy Queen that also has gas that I saw right off the highway. Teddy loves soft-serve, so I figured we'd gas up & have a quick ice-cream break. Well, I come to the 4way stop-sign intersection to turn into DQ, and another car is already sitting at the on-coming stop sign with his turn signal on. He was there 1st, so it's his turn to go. After sitting for a few, he doesn't go, but just sits there staring at us. I motion him to go on but he doesn't respond, just stares. Since we're pulling the camper, I always try to be cautious in accelerating & especially braking, leaving a good distance between myself & the next vehicle, as we're not as nimble as the byke is by itself. After I realize this guy isn't going to go, I start to accelerate into the turn & just as I start, (I'm guessing) the kid in the car behind this guy got fed-up of just sitting there & decided he wasn't going to wait any longer, so he pulls out from behind him & tries to make the turn himself, which puts him directly heading into the side of TEDDYS Camper:shocked: Here we go again, another "OH SH:cus:T" moment! I see him & he finally sees us. I gun the throttle, throwing Teddy back against his back-rest and making the SpYder & Camper "JUMP" forward quickly. Im assuming this guy didn't think we'd make it out of his way in time, so he turns his wheel hard & runs right into the side of the car of the guy that he just tried going around ..... with SMASHING RESULTS!!!
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We pull up to the gas pump & I quickly dismount the SpYder and check my shorts. Wow, I was impressed, still clean -lol- Teddy was clearly stressing, with his ears back & he was visibly shaking. I think the loud screeching of smashing metal just scared him, cause he was physically ok. Once again, his restraint system worked like a charm, allowing him to get shaken up a little, but nothing more than that. Can't say the same for the other guys tho, as no one was physically hurt from the low speed crash, but there was a lot of damage done to both vehicles. Seeing Teddy being so stressed, I figured he needed a well deserved intervention. I popped the rear trunk & pulled out the emergency stash of Beef-Jerky that I keep hidden in there for just such an occasion. Being that Teddy is EXTREMELY food motivated, I knew as soon as he got a whiff of the jerky, he wouldn't be thinking about what just happened, but only about what he was about to get ..... MMMMMMMMMM ....... Jerky!!! Yup, works like a charm every time. I get the lil guy out of his carrier, cause he's now going bonkers for Jerky, and take him over to a grassy area where they have a couple of pic-nic benches & I start giving him piece after piece after he successfully completes my commands of sit, lay, shake & high-five, Good Boy!!! Accident, what accident??? That's one good thing about dogs having rather short attention spans, it makes it easy to get over something & quickly onto something else. We sit there playing & eat'n jerky for a little while, while we watch the cops & tow-trucks asses the situation & start clearing the intersection. Once Teddy seemed back to his normal Happy Camper self, I put him into the camper for a few so I could gas up the SpYder & go into DQ to get us some ice-cream. After fueling, I pulled the SpYder & camper right up to in front of the doors, so I could keep an eye on everything. Well, Teddy being Teddy, he wasn't happy that he didn't get to go inside with me, so he was barking like a Banshee & drawing a lot of attention to the camper. I could see thru the windows that at least 5 or 6 ppl that had gone out to see what all the comotion from the wreck was about, were now all standing around the SpYder & camper. Oh Boy, here we go again -lol- look, the circus is in town! LOL I give the on-lookers a quick once over of everything while Teddy & I eat our soft-serve & explain that we're running late & have to go. They all wish us well on our journey & thank us for sharing our time with them. I thought the cops would have wanted a statement from us, but they never approached us, so we set out & gave them a wave as we drove by the still chaotic mess at the intersection. I'm not sure, but it looked like they had the "kid" that caused the accident in hand-cuffs ..... hmmmmmmmmm ???
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Back to the interstate we go & we NEED to make up some time. So, I'm cruising along doing 73 in a 65 when all of a sudden, a caravan of about 5 or 6 vehicles go blowing past us like we're sit'n still. Hmmmmm ... I think, we need to make better time, so I decide to follow along with the caravan. I've now got cruise set on 86 & I'm barely keeping pace with them, pulling up the rear. I'm guessing this "caravan" was a group of ppl that knew each other, cause it seemed one after another, one would slow a little allowing me to go by them while they were looking us over contently, some giving us the "thumbs up" as we went by. This repeated itself til all 5 vehicles did the once-around. Then it started to repeat itself again, only this time, I notice every single vehicle has a camera phone aimed right at us (or more likely, Teddy) which was no big deal as long as it's the passenger doing the shooting & not the driver, especially at almost 90MPH! Then, All of a sudden, & out of the blue, a full-size Chevy Silverado pick-up truck (that wasn't originally part of the group) joined in, but this guy was just a TOTAL A:cus:!!! He started blocking the other cars off & almost causing a huge pile up. Some of them were flashing their lights at him & I could see him flipping them off. Oh Boy, this isn't what we need right now! Well, this guy decides to get in front of us & make us slow down to 60 miles an hour ... WTF??? At least do the frig'n speed limit, which was 65, but he wouldn't! This was a younger guy (18-24 I'm guessing) with his girlfriend (& camera phone) sit'n next to him. Every time I'd go to pass him, he'd block me in so I couldn't. I'm usually pretty laid back & patient, but this was getting really frustrating, fast. But what could I do, I'm on a SpYder with a camper & he's in a jacked up pick-up truck showing off for his girlfriend. Ok, calm down, think. So I slow down even slower, thinking if I start going like 50 that he'd at least keep on going at 60, right? But Wouldn't you know it, I was lucky enough to get stuck with the ROYAL A:cus:HOLE of all A:cus:HOLES!!! He matched my speed at 50 & he wouldn't get to where I could make eye contact with him in the cab of the truck, but just staying along my side right even with the front of the camper. Talking about Road-Rage, I was there. This MF'r NEEDED TO BE SHOT!!! I'm so glad I don't carry a gun with me, or I'd be in prison right now. Tho I think any jury in the land would agree that it was "Justifiable Homicide" & I was doing civilization a favor by taking this A-Hole out!!! Sorry, just remembering it now brings the raw emotions right back. UGH!!! So, now what to do, dead stop on the highway & risk getting slammed from the rear??? Think Dave. GPS shows an off-ramp up ahead with a on-ramp right across the stop. Hmmmmm .... Ok, keep going til the last second & I pull off the highway & take the off-ramp ..... YES!!! Success!!! He didn't plan on that & had no choice but to keep going. So we now stop at the on-ramp & I just sit there for a few seconds watching to see what he does next. Sure enough, finally ... Game Over & the :cus: keeps going. So I decide to wait a couple more minutes, cause I really don't want to deal with him again. After a few, I decide to hit the highway again, & low & behold, no sign of him anywhere. Sadly tho, we lost our speedy caravan & I set cruise back to 70, & onward we went, hoping for a nice, drama-free rest of the Ryde home, but that wasn't in the cards for us this day.
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