Taking a woman to bed

[Trickie Dick]

TAKING A WOMAN TO BEDWhat is the difference between girls/women
Aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?***********************************************************************************




At 8

You take her to bed and tell her a story***********************************************************************************

At 18

You tell her a story and take her to bed***********************************************************************************

At 28

You don't need to tell her a story
To take her to bed***********************************************************************************

At 38

She tells you a story and takes you to bed***********************************************************************************

At 48

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed***********************************************************************************

At 58

You stay in bed to avoid her story***********************************************************************************

At 68

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story***********************************************************************************

At 78

What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?

 

[Bob Denman]

:roflblack: :thumbup:

 

[ThreeFeet]

YOU GONA DO WHAT??? :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[DLewis]

Now that was funny!! :roflblack::thumbup:

 

[mowin]

Sooo, its all down hill after 48? Dam im 48:banghead:

 

[Yfactor]

Hey I'm 68 and single but not out of it yet. :yikes: :roflblack::roflblack: :yes: