Suez drama.........Caption this photo

[Cobwebs]

May as well have some fun with it opcorn:

Dealer said it should steer straight!!!!!

 

[milryder]

And it has Brembos.

 

[Air Force PAO]

Lean your head back, close your eyes, straighten your arms out to the side.

Now, with one finger; touch your nose.

 

[Navydad]

Why didn't you tell me you can't parallel park!!! :gaah:

 

[pegasus1300]

what do you mean it's too long

 

[canamjhb]

Never mind that order to drop anchor. We are already secured.....

 

[Peter Aawen]

Whadda ya mean, the Pilot was (ship)driving by Braille?!? :yikes:


Or, my personal favourite (cos I've used it to great effect more than once! )



Sorry Sir, I was facing Aft at the time! :gaah:

 

[Joe T.]

TAG!!! You're IT!!!!


Joe T.

 

[Snoking1127]

Lean your head back, close your eyes, straighten your arms out to the side.

Now, with one finger; touch your nose.

It took one and a fifth to steer the Exxon Valdez! Maybe you are on to something?

 

[Cobwebs]

Bajawrong releases Chinese auto pilot kit.

 

[Peter Aawen]

Bajawrong releases Chinese auto pilot kit.

I like that Cobwebs, but does it pass the 'non-racist/politically correct' test?! :dontknow:

Les'see.....

Bajawrong releases Californian auto pilot kit.

Bajaroo releases Ozzie auto pilot kit.

Bajaboris releases UK auto pilot kit.

Bajasven releases Scandinavian auto pilot kit.

Bajakaren releases female auto pilot kit.

Hmmm, at the risk of possibly offending some that I may have missed out, I think I've gotta say......









I really do think it does!?! :thumbup: :roflblack:

 

[Cobwebs]

RRRRRRRRRrrrrrr r r.........damn things loose!

^^:wrong:

Never mind, not to be detered:
Owners manual reprint includes reverse selection for dummies paragraph (includes quick getaway mode button chapter:banghead

 

[bikerbillone]

Splicing the main brace on the bridge? Sampling the beverage of choice? Watching YouTube? Got his ship's drivers license at Walmart? Time for this pilot to retire!

 

[ARtraveler]

There will most likely be a new pilot and captain when they reach the next port. The captain will be given the responsibility for everything that went wrong and will ultimately pay for the consequences.

 

[LongIsland]

As a newbie read the Do's and the Do not's on the General Discussion Page.

It takes from 500 to 1000 nautical miles to unlearn countersteering.

 

[Bangorbob]

Having been thru the suez on an aircraft carrier (1980) that was the biggest fear is it don't take much to stop traffic going thru. In some places it appeared that we could get a running start and jump from the flight deck onto the sand dunes.

 

[2dogs]

I was just reaching for my cup of coffee when...................."O-crap!" or Someone removed the sign that said “No U-turns allowed in the Suez.”

 

[RayBJ]

"Honest officer! Garmin said to turn here!"

 

[SteveLaoyster]

My favorite.... "Hold my beer and watch this!" :roflblack:

 

[Cobwebs]

Kenda paddlewheel foray proves costly.:yikes: