Bob Denman
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These two couples are out to Dinner, and the question of avoiding Speeding Tickets pops up.
The first couple: an older, Mid-Fifties man, with his "Twenty-Something" trophy Wife tells about his tactic:
"I just let Tiffany un-cinch a couple of buttons on her blouse, and have her lean in, and smile...
It works every time!"
The other couple: both in their mid-sixties; think about this for a moment, and then the Husband says:
"When I had a female Patrol Officer approach me: I just unzipped my fly. She let me off with a smile, and a warning."
"But Dear", his Wife interjects. "You should tell them that she let you off with the warning, only because she couldn't give a ticket to a handicapped person!" :shocked:
The first couple: an older, Mid-Fifties man, with his "Twenty-Something" trophy Wife tells about his tactic:
"I just let Tiffany un-cinch a couple of buttons on her blouse, and have her lean in, and smile...
It works every time!"
The other couple: both in their mid-sixties; think about this for a moment, and then the Husband says:
"When I had a female Patrol Officer approach me: I just unzipped my fly. She let me off with a smile, and a warning."
"But Dear", his Wife interjects. "You should tell them that she let you off with the warning, only because she couldn't give a ticket to a handicapped person!" :shocked:
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