so touching

[vided]

Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."

 

[Peter Aawen]

So Touching

Yep, when she catches up with him, there is really gonna be a whole lotta touching going on!! :yikes: He's gonna cop a bunch of touching - often, hard, & painful touching; repeatedly!! :shocked: Some might even go so far as to call it 'beating'.... :dontknow:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked:



I just posted the exact same one, in the Joke Thread... :dontknow:

 

[Chupaca]

Really. ...

He gave her a clue to where he was.....:yikes: hope the diamonds are in the box above the Colt....:roflblack:

 

[mowin]

Yep, sounds like something would do.

 

[cuznjohn]

:clap::thumbup::roflblack::clap:

 

[Sam Mac]

That's too funny! :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

Well...he was just giving good directions as to his location. She would have remembered the jewelry store but not necessarily the gun store next door. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

Did anyone call 911 yet?