bruiser
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Jan 3rd-Came up from the south and moved to our new house. Beautiful place. Nice view, lots of trees. Can't wait to see snow.
Jan 10th- snowed last night. Beautiful site. Shoveled driveway. Kids love it. Snow plow came through, shoveled driveway again.
Jan 13th- more snow. kids are off school. Shoveled the driveway to get to work. I83 blocked with idiots who can't drive. Got home, snowplow blocked the driveway. Shoveled open to get car in. Snowplow driver beginning to get to me.
Jan 14th- more of the white crap fell last night. Kids are still off school. Left the car at the curb so I wouldn't have to shovel the driveway. :cus: plow came by and buried the car. I thought it was stolen until I happened to see the antenna sticking out of the snow.
Jan 18th- Snow stopped!!! Kids still out of school. Wife is popping tranquilizers. Kids acting like a bunch of crazies. It's getting really cold.
Jan 19th- Temperature is 15 below. Wind chill is 40 below. Schools still closed. Wife is still popping pills while dressing and undressing the little ones. My back is killing me. My butt is dragging. No mail since the :cus: :cus: :cus: :cus: plow driver knocked over the mail box.
Jan 28th- Car is frozen in a huge pile of dirty white :cus:. Schools still closed. Wife looks like a Zombie, she's even beginning to scare the dog. I had to clean up another pile of dog poop. Wife wants me to shovel out car so she and the kids can get out of the house. I told her I have polio. She didn't buy that one. Gave me "that look". Dog ran and hid. Went out and started to dig out the car. Just as I was about to finish, saw that :cus: plow coming. Ran in the house and got my gun. I shot out his front tire. He lost control and totaled my car.
Jan 29th- more snow coming. Wife locked herself in our bedroom. Kids are ransacking the house. Haven't seen the dog in two days. Police came by and served a summons on me for assault. Insurance company won't pay for the totaled car. I threw the shovel at the new plow driver. Looking for the wife'e stash of drugs.
Jan 30th- Ambulance took wife to hospital. Kids locked in the basement. Still can't find the :cus: dog. Got another summons from the township Police for junkyard violation. Called HR and asked for a transfer to the Florida Keys.
Jan 10th- snowed last night. Beautiful site. Shoveled driveway. Kids love it. Snow plow came through, shoveled driveway again.
Jan 13th- more snow. kids are off school. Shoveled the driveway to get to work. I83 blocked with idiots who can't drive. Got home, snowplow blocked the driveway. Shoveled open to get car in. Snowplow driver beginning to get to me.
Jan 14th- more of the white crap fell last night. Kids are still off school. Left the car at the curb so I wouldn't have to shovel the driveway. :cus: plow came by and buried the car. I thought it was stolen until I happened to see the antenna sticking out of the snow.
Jan 18th- Snow stopped!!! Kids still out of school. Wife is popping tranquilizers. Kids acting like a bunch of crazies. It's getting really cold.
Jan 19th- Temperature is 15 below. Wind chill is 40 below. Schools still closed. Wife is still popping pills while dressing and undressing the little ones. My back is killing me. My butt is dragging. No mail since the :cus: :cus: :cus: :cus: plow driver knocked over the mail box.
Jan 28th- Car is frozen in a huge pile of dirty white :cus:. Schools still closed. Wife looks like a Zombie, she's even beginning to scare the dog. I had to clean up another pile of dog poop. Wife wants me to shovel out car so she and the kids can get out of the house. I told her I have polio. She didn't buy that one. Gave me "that look". Dog ran and hid. Went out and started to dig out the car. Just as I was about to finish, saw that :cus: plow coming. Ran in the house and got my gun. I shot out his front tire. He lost control and totaled my car.
Jan 29th- more snow coming. Wife locked herself in our bedroom. Kids are ransacking the house. Haven't seen the dog in two days. Police came by and served a summons on me for assault. Insurance company won't pay for the totaled car. I threw the shovel at the new plow driver. Looking for the wife'e stash of drugs.
Jan 30th- Ambulance took wife to hospital. Kids locked in the basement. Still can't find the :cus: dog. Got another summons from the township Police for junkyard violation. Called HR and asked for a transfer to the Florida Keys.
