redneck vacation

[cuznjohn]

A Redneck Vacation

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,
"Yaw know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna
do it different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

"I'm taking Earlene with me."

 

[spydaman60]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::yes::yes::yes::cus::roflblack::roflblack: good one.

 

[ARtraveler]

I did not see that coming. :yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

I did... pps:
It must be my upbringing!
And my choice in friends! :yikes:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:roflblack::roflblack: finally got wise... :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

A variation on the theme...
Bubba heads into Town to visit Jim-Bo; his cousin, who's a guest of the local Law Enforcement folks...
"What'd You dew", he asks the forlorn prisoner/
"Awww... Ah couldn't help myself... I shot Earlene!"
"Why'd you go and do such a fool thang?"
"Coz I caught her foolin' around with Skeeter, his brother Muddy, the Jones Boys, and that car salesman over in Flatbush!"
"Well; you coulda just shot them..."
"You kiddin'me? Do you know how much a box of shells costs these days?"

One and done... :thumbup: