redneck pick up lines

[cuznjohn]

 

[SPYD1]

I like #7 :firstplace:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

they are colorful folks...:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

So John...
Which one works best for you??

 

[cuznjohn]

i like

i like #'S 1-2-7-10

 

[ARtraveler]

Guess I will have to add those to the play list. Ohhhhhhhhhh, here comes akspyderlady. :yikes:

 

[Craniac]

And you know the female spider eats the male.


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[jaherbst]

What happened to "After the first drink all the ugly girls go home"

 

[ValCruzSpyder]

DANG!!!!

Been workin' on my pick-up game! These will come in handy!!:roflblack: Number two has got that pizzazz I been lookin' for!!! Wish me luck!!!:yikes:

 

[SNOOPY]

I'm offended






roflmao


.

 

[mowin]

The problem with #7 is when you wake up in the morning:banghead:

 

[cuznjohn]

I'm offended






roflmao


.

just put your tail between your legs and suck it up

 

[SNOOPY]

just put your tail between your legs and suck it up

Oh, okay.



:roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Dawg,
Are you offended because tbey didn't work for you :banghead:; or because they did?

 

[Motorcycledave]

??

I love this stuff where the He(( do you come up with it...nothing better than a good sense of humor :joke:


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[oldguyinTX]

Being from Texas originally, one or another of these (or variants) worked better for the "Bubba" type guys than you would believe. Doesn't say much for the ladies, though.

 

[Bob Denman]

:lecturef_smilie: You best be careful about what you say about those ladies from Texas...

 

[erikkelly]

just used #6 on my gf... she wasnt thrilled

 

[Bob Denman]

Do you think that a response to #2 would have been any different? :dontknow:

 

[oldguyinTX]

:lecturef_smilie: You best be careful about what you say about those ladies from Texas...
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Bob, I like your new Avatar. Klattu Just didn't seem to fit your personality. Now Conan, he's the man! BTW, I think I dated the lady in the convertible. Hey, a guy can dream, right?