Questions That Bother Me!

[Ga Blue Knight]

A few silly Questions that bother me;


Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?


Can you cry under water?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?


What disease did cured ham actually have?

do you have any others?

 

[Spyderjockey]

This has always bothered me: Why does something that is supposed to be soft turn hard when it's stale and something that is supposed to be hard or crisp turn soft or mushy when it gets stale!! Like bread for instance and celery.:dontknow:

 

[boborgera]

Why is it when a man talks dirty to a Women it's sexual harassment??, But when a women talks dirty to a man it's $3.99 a minute....:roflblack:

 

[Ga Blue Knight]

Why is it when a man talks dirty to a Women it's sexual harassment??, But when a women talks dirty to a man it's $3.99 a minute....:roflblack:

and how do you know how much it costs?:roflblack:

 

[boborgera]

and how do you know how much it costs?:roflblack:

My Wife questions the bill each month.pps:

 

[Ga Blue Knight]

:bowdown:

The only question I would get is when do you want to move out?

 

[Cavman]

I cried under water once. I got salt water in my eyes and they got all tearey. Does that count? I was wearing a mask.

 

[rojodawg]

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? :hun:

Why does your nose run and your feet smell? opcorn:


If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? :dontknow: :lecturef_smilie: