PROFESSOR OF DIRTY JOKES.............

[boborgera]

There was an old Professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty
joke, The Woman in the class decided to walk out of his class the next time he started.....

The wise old Professor got wind of the plot, So the next morning he walked into class and said, Good morning class, Did you hear the one about the shortage of prostitutes in India??.....

With that, All the Woman stood up and headed for the door., ''Wait , Ladies, Cried the professor.....

The boat doesn't leave till tomorrow............

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Red angel]

Great joke you got me on that one!

 

[Eihsauqm]

Lol!

 

[Bob Denman]

:thumbup:

 

[ARtraveler]

That is a good "Gotcha" joke.

Because of all the PC these days, I have to be very careful about what I say in my lectures. What you say can and will be used against you. A lot of students record every word.

At least with accounting--I can't get into to much trouble. Glad I am not a political scientist. I can guess the NSA, the CIA, and the University Adm. would all be looking for my head--or worse. :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

...And the worst part... It's not even what you said that matters; it's what they remembered... :shocked: :gaah: