PLEASE HELP

[I-Day]

After 45 days of owning my first Spyder my wife told me this morning I have to STOP FARKLING!

 

[SPYD3R]

not

THIS IS NOT AND OPTION......
ONCE YOU OWN A SPYD3R, YOU ARE REQUIRED BY EMOTIONS TO FARKLE AWAY AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.....
best of luck with the wife.... hyea:
Dan P
SPYD3R

 

[rcturner]

Where in Minnesota are you and what dealer did you buy your Spyder from? Welcome to the Spyder group.

 

[Bob Denman]

My Missus told me to choose between her; and my Spyder... :shocked:


I'm gonna miss her... :roflblack:

 

[JP58]

Do what I do. My wife and I get an allowance each month to spend any way we want. It's our mad money. Than there are no arguments.

 

[JKMSPYDER]

​Sadly farkeling is a disease and there is no cure!!

 

[SpyderSteveFL]

Start attending the meetings. Hi, I'm Steve and I'm a Farkleaholic. Put some farkles that will benefit her and she'll be ok. Lighting, etc for safety is always a good thing.

 

[DJFaninTN]

the bike was just the down payment .... that's my story and I'm sticking to it

 

[Bob Denman]

​Sadly farkeling is a disease and there is no cure!!

Actually, there are TWO known cures:
1. Bankruptcy
2. Death at the hands of an enraged Spouse. :yikes:
Neither one is suggested...

 

[MNBK]

Easy but expensive cure is to buy her a spyder, and add farkles to hers and then she can't complain when you farkle yours. That's what I did. Happy wife, happy life.

 

[SPYD3R]

FARKLES

i FARKLED my wife..... that satisfied her for a while....
i bought her some new sneakers.... :roflblack:
you can do it too.... :yes:
Dan P
SPYD3R

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: I would NEVER buy sneakers for mine... :shocked:

If I had to get away from her: she'd be faster!! :yikes:

 

[Deanna777]

​Sadly farkeling is a disease and there is no cure!!����

:agree: Deanna

 

[Chupaca]

Wow...!!

In 45 days....you are the champ..:yikes: you must have farkled on your way home...:roflblack: and stopped along the way to do some more...

 

[Bob Denman]

After 45 days of owning my first Spyder my wife told me this morning I have to STOP FARKLING!

Soooooooo... What'd you buy? :thumbup: :nopic:

...And which piece was the "Straw that broke the camel's back"?

 

[kngfsh27]

My wife went through this when I had my first Harley. New parts were showing up all the time. The only time she got freaked out was when I changed out the sway bar. My new trike doesn't even raise an eyebrow. I just keep her in books, bee and cigarettes.:roflblack:

 

[trucker1]

There's no shopping like farkle shopping. You go boy. Shop till you drop

 

[SPYD3R]

FASTER

:shocked: I would NEVER buy sneakers for mine... :shocked:

If I had to get away from her: she'd be faster!! :yikes:

Bobby;
my :riding: is faster than her with the new sneakers....:dg2:
Danny

 

[I-Day]

I started with F4 windshield and a Lamoster Bluetooth, Fobos, and Ram cell phone holder. Then a Top Trunk and trailer hitch for my F3T. Then a laser alignment and Bajaron Swar bar. Then Two cup holders and Sena headsets. And now the Spyderpops bump skid. That broke the camels back!

I am thinking about the LaMonster Wheel balances but I am trying to fight the urge!

 

[armyspydervet]

Looks like you're going to have to trade her in...I'm not talking about the Spyder :roflblack: