Please accept my apoligies.....

[boborgera]

There were a Mexican, an American and a japanese on a boat,,,,,,,,,

Japanese on a boat,; That reminds me that right after WW2 the New Japanese Navy,
Equipped all their Ships with glass bottoms,


So they could see the old Japanese Navy.

 

[Mexican]

Come on. Go for it. What's the rest?

Ok if you insist
A Mexican, an American a Japanese and a Colombian are on a boat to an expo to show the best of their countries, all of a sudden the boat starts making water:yikes:!!!
The Mexican, the smartest of the group comes up with an idea:shocked:
Lets get rid of the extra weight and all the unnecessary junk that we are carrying that way we can gain more speed and get to shore before the boat sinks!!

The Colombian says great idea!! I will start!!
The Colombian grabs his bags full of cocaine and throws them overboard;
What are you doing???!!
Where i come from there is plenty of it!

The Japanese grabs all of his computers and throws them overboard saying;
Where i come from there are plenty of them.

The Mexican grabs his bags of beans and throws them overboard saying;
There are plenty where i come from.

The American,,, grabs the Mexican and throws him overboard:roflblack::clap:

 

[Netminder]

There were a Mexican, an American and a japanese on a boat,,,,,,,,,

I thought there was a Canadian too!:joke:

 

[Mexican]

Japanese on a boat,; That reminds me that right after WW2 the New Japanese Navy,
Equipped all their Ships with glass bottoms,


So they could see the old Japanese Navy.

I thought there was a Canadian too!:joke:

There was when they were loading up but he was afraid of water so he stayed home:roflblack::roflblack:
OOOPS!!! you are not offended are you????pps:

 

[Bumblebee67]

It takes more courage & strength to apologize than to continue the fight...Bumblebee67:thumbup:

Well when I was told to look up the phrase " Que mierda" , which means "WTF" in case anybody wants to know, I figured I'd pull the post before Lamont got involved. I don't bow down that easily..................nojoke

 

[Spy+]

Well when I was told to look up the phrase " Que mierda" , which means "WTF" in case anybody wants to know, I figured I'd pull the post before Lamont got involved. I don't bow down that easily..................nojoke

Que mierda means fecal matter in spanish..not close to a wtf...hope this helps

 

[Bumblebee67]

Que mierda means fecal matter in spanish..not close to a wtf...hope this helps

Well, I typed Que mierda into my translator app on my ipod, and that is what it told me it meant :dontknow: Don't really matter, if it offended someone that much for them to say anythingat all, I had no problem deleating the post and saying sorry.......

 

[Mexican]

It depends, for me wtf would be a closer translation, BTW i just saw the bacon tree and i thought it was funny as :cus::roflblack::2thumbs::firstplace:

 

[boborgera]

Que mierda means fecal matter in spanish..not close to a wtf...hope this helps

:agree:

Que = ''That'',
Mierda = ''S :cus: t

 

[Bumblebee67]

let me say this again......

Well, I typed Que mierda into my translator app on my ipod, and that is what it told me it meant :dontknow: Don't really matter, if it offended someone that much for them to say anythingat all, I had no problem deleating the post and saying sorry.......

 

[Bob Denman]

Well I thought that the boat joke was funnier than watching an IRS agent get hit by a car...
Did I say that?? :shocked:


:joke:

 

[retread]

Is it possible that we now have an "offensive joke" thread?:joke:

john

 

[Bob Denman]

I've been in some forums where they had a section like that.
You were told to check your thin skin at the door because pretty near anything and anybody was fair game.
They worked okay, but Lamont isn't running that kind of site here...

Besides;
If we had an area like that in here, I'd have about a thousand jokes to post... Nothing would get done in my office... EVER! :shocked:

 

[Blue Star]

I've been in some forums where they had a section like that.
You were told to check your thin skin at the door because pretty near anything and anybody was fair game.
They worked okay, but Lamont isn't running that kind of site here...

Besides;
If we had an area like that in here, I'd have about a thousand jokes to post... Nothing would get done in my office... EVER! :shocked:

You mean you would post more? Sorry, could not resist that one :shocked:

 

[Bob Denman]

Well, I could TRY... :shocked:

 

[Mexican]

:agree:

Que = ''That'',
Mierda = ''S :cus: t

Not quite right,
Que means what, ask me how i know

 

[boborgera]

Not quite right,
Que means what, ask me how i know

Close enough for government work..:roflblack:

[Or Castilian]

 

[shelbydave]

Not quite right,
Que means what, ask me how i know

How do you know?

(You told me to ask...) :dontknow:

 

[Bob Denman]

Maybe we should put together an email list of those of us who want to learn how to swear properly on other languages...

 

[Mexican]

Maybe we should put together an email list of those of us who want to learn how to swear properly on other languages...

I'm all about it!!
I want to use the English bad words properly :roflblack: