people ask what retired people do during the day

[cuznjohn]

 

[Bob Denman]

:roflblack: I have GOT to remember to try that!! :2thumbs:

 

[safecracker]

That was great!!! :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[granpa in Cincy]

It is fun to leave a trail of tomato juice leading to the womens rest room at Walmart. :joke:

 

[cuznjohn]

walmart

It is fun to leave a trail of tomato juice leading to the womens rest room at Walmart. :joke:

i have a friend that told me when he is shopping he would put a box of condoms in old ladies carts

 

[Dan McNally]

Another entertaining thing to do is go into the fitting room at any large department store. Close the door and wait for someone to walk by, and yell: "HEY! There's no toilet paper in here :yikes:!" I love being retired. If I'd known how great it was, I'd have done it 46 years earlier!

 

[Bob Denman]

I do that every time I step into a voting booth... :thumbup:

 

[ARtraveler]

There are a lot of devious people on here. :roflblack::roflblack::2thumbs:

 

[granpa in Cincy]

There are a lot of devious people on here. :roflblack::roflblack::2thumbs:

No - just bored retirees. It'll happen to you one of these days. :clap:

 

[mindman]

LMAO!! What a great idea! On Monday I will be retired one month, and this is a good hobby to add to my retirement activities plan.
:roflblack:

 

[grumpybob]

I finished painting my garage today. Well most of it anyway!

 

[boborgera]

LMAO!! What a great idea! On Monday I will be retired one month, and this is a good hobby to add to my retirement activities plan.
:roflblack:

Hey if you get bored at night, Go out late and with a shovel dig random holes in your backyard, That will drive any nosy neighbors nuts....

 

[Bob Denman]

If they get too curious; ask them if they remember where you hid the body. :shocked:
Tell them that they MUST know, since they can't seem to take their eyes off of your :cus: yard! :gaah:

 

[granpa in Cincy]

And when you hear the announcements over the sound system "customer needs assistance in the deli dept" then scream at the top of your lungs - "the voices, the voices - make them stop".

Then you can place those yellow signs that say caution wet floors in the carpet dept. :yikes: :joke:

 

[rayeade]

I do what ever I want to, as long as it is cheap


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[Flanker]

Sounds like you were assisting your local LEO in complete and utter disregard for your own personal safety! I'll come visit you in jail; if they ever take that outstanding warrant off my :cus: .