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[boborgera]

:roflblack: Have you ever tried to follow a 4 pound dog around the yard and collect their... "squeezings"? That's a lot of crawling on your hands and knees! :yikes: :roflblack:

Just do like most dog owners do ; Walk them late at night on someone else's lawn, Then it becomes their problem.:gaah:

 

[Bob Denman]

The problem with that, is that all of the neighborhood dogs seem to think that she'd taste about like a small bite of chicken... :shocked:

They start sounding hungry, and lights start goin on...

 

[Bob Denman]

Sparks...
Take the left-hand grille off and your bike will look perfect! :thumbup:
The air shock; think of like this... There's now more air available for important stuff; like breathing! :roflblack:
Who uses turnsignals anyway... You live in a State where Helmet usage in optional. That means more organs for donation!
If you don't clean the wax out of your ears, the beeping won't be a bother!
You can buy vegetable oil in 2 quart containers...
Poaching eggs will void the warranty: Hard-Boil only! You can then throw them at non-waving bikers! :shocked:
It won't damage the paint; in fact it might add a little oil to the surface and make it shinier! :clap:
3:00am phone calls should only be answered by the sound of a shotgun's slide-action being cycled... and then screams! :yikes:
Canadians are nice to other Canadians as required by Statute in all of their Provinces. the rest of us are on our own!

 

[harrypottar]

:roflblack: Have you ever tried to follow a 4 pound dog around the yard and collect their... "squeezings"? That's a lot of crawling on your hands and knees! :yikes: :roflblack:

Try collecting butterfly's instead!, they are a lot more pleasing to the eye and not to mention easer to pinn down and frame.

harry

 

[vrodrjs]

:roflblack: Have you ever tried to follow a 4 pound dog around the yard and collect their... "squeezings"? That's a lot of crawling on your hands and knees! :yikes: :roflblack:

How about I send mine over, should make the collection process a lot easier (the one on the left)

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: I'm gonna need a bigger bucket... :shocked:

 

[retread]

I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree on the air pressure in my oil tank, if some thing happens it won't be your fault, but I'll blame you anyway.:yes::yes::yes:

john

 

[Bob Denman]

Question #1:
Are you using air, or nitrogen? :dontknow:
Question #2:
It it's nitrogen; is it the good stuff (100%), or the cheap stuff(78%)?

I've found that the cheap nitrogen doesn't make the DPS system throw quite as many throttle body error codes. :shocked: :hun:

 

[bruiser]

Actually I'm using a methane-ion mixture distilled with dilithium crystals in an argon vacuum.

 

[vrodrjs]

Actually I'm using a methane-ion mixture distilled with dilithium crystals in an argon vacuum.

I am certian THAT voids your warrenty, and not just 78% of it.

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Oooohhhh... This game is getting good... :roflblack: :2thumbs:

 

[bruiser]

It's a proprietary formula. I got it from a friend of a friend at NASA.

 

[Bob Denman]

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