Ohio Couple Killed on Spyder - POLICE REPORT HERE

[BajaRon]

Hey Ron, is that a french cat or an english cat? :roflblack: :roflblack:

Sorry, I'd love to answer your question... But I was told to STOP!

To be fair, I think it was 'Please Stop!'

And as everyone knows, I always follow instructions. If you don't believe me, just ask Lamont!

No, actually, it would be better if you didn't ask Lamont. I'm sure you can just take my word for it....

 

[dannymax]

:bdh:As a good friend of mine says "choot dat ting" English translation "shoot that thing".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Shoot_Horses,_Don't_They? :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[GeoffCee]

I appreciate your answer, and I by no means meant it as a slur to anyone. I am just stating my opinion and my belief and I respect your values as well.

Don't worry, I don't slur easily and it's a given that you were just expressing your opinion, otherwise why would you and I and a whole gang of others turn up at a forum, if not to express our opinions?

Mind you there is someone shouting STOP! like he believes he's a talking traffic light. If he's looking for treatment he's wandered into the wrong establishment.
Takes all kinds to populate a forum and a few are an absolute riot of incoherance. :hun:

 

[Bob Denman]

What'd I do NOW?? :shocked: :roflblack:
Better that it be incoherance than incontinence! :yikes:

 

[bruiser]

Sorry, I'd love to answer your question... But I was told to STOP!

To be fair, I think it was 'Please Stop!'

And as everyone knows, I always follow instructions. If you don't believe me, just ask Lamont!

No, actually, it would be better if you didn't ask Lamont. I'm sure you can just take my word for it....

Ok, i'll take your word for it for now. We can continue this at Lamonts :bbq: :roflblack:

 

[bruiser]

What'd I do NOW?? :shocked: :roflblack:
Better that it be incoherance than incontinence! :yikes:

Depends, if you catch my meaning. :roflblack:

 

[spyderbirds]

let's just continue this until it's fifty pages of nothing instead of whatever it is now. let's talk about the animal theory. what kind of animal may or may not have ran into the road that may or may not have caused this accident. any ideas EVERYONE ? this should be good for a few pages by itself.
when it slows down, i'll be sure to stir it a little more:barf:

Speaking of animals which came first the egg or bacon? nojokenojoke

 

[dannymax]

Speaking of animals which came first the egg or bacon? nojokenojoke

Oo...Oo, I know the answer! Bacon, of course, otherwise the egg wouldda burned.....no grease!! :clap:

 

[catfish]

let's just continue this until it's fifty pages of nothing instead of whatever it is now. let's talk about the animal theory. what kind of animal may or may not have ran into the road that may or may not have caused this accident. any ideas EVERYONE ? this should be good for a few pages by itself.
when it slows down, i'll be sure to stir it a little more:barf:

Gee Coz,... I guess this means we can give our opinion's agin, right?...I for one want to thank you :clap:,:barf:.

 

[GeoffCee]

Oo...Oo, I know the answer! Bacon, of course, otherwise the egg wouldda burned.....no grease!! :clap:

If you are not a mechanic now I'd advise you to get trained up, that's the best bit of lateral thinking I've heard in while, I would NEVER have made the connection between bacon fat and a perfect fried egg, never in a million years. :thumbup::roflblack:

 

[GeoffCee]

Better that it be incoherance than incontinence! :yikes:

I have a nurse who takes care of that end of the business. She's as rough as hell but I hired her because she has no sense of smell. If she was blind as well she would have fitted the bill to perfection. I could have told her I was Mick Jagger, we have about the same number of wrinkles and creases and I can't sing, either. :sour::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: :roflblack:
This has to be one of the greatest posts ever seen in here! :firstplace: :bowdown: :bowdown: :thumbup:

 

[dannymax]

I have a nurse who takes care of that end of the business. She's as rough as hell but I hired her because she has no sense of smell. If she was blind as well she would have fitted the bill to perfection. I could have told her I was Mick Jagger, we have about the same number of wrinkles and creases and I can't sing, either. :sour::roflblack:

Ramblin' right along here................

Mick made a hell of a career out of screaming and running around the stage....pretty impressive for his age tho~ Everyone should take in a Stones 'show'....even if you don't like them. :thumbup:

But that's not what I wanted to mention....it was careers I was going to talk about, careers in the medical community. As age creeps on so does one's frequency of visits to the medical folks....and the more invasive those visits become. pps::shocked:

I don't care how much money they charge.....they're underpaid!! There just is NO WAY I would do ANY of the proddin' 'n pokin' 'n peering 'up into' that they do....! Give me a nice greasy rack of VMax carbs to clean & rebuild....I'll sit there with my coffee, maybe a tub o' yogurt, or even a monster container of ice cream and happily work away.

But, can you imagine picking up a sandwich or a chicken leg after performing some of those med 'procedures'?? I'd die of malnutrition!! :barf::barf::barf:

 

[GeoffCee]

:shocked: :roflblack:
This has to be one of the greatest posts ever seen in here! :firstplace: :bowdown: :bowdown: :thumbup:

If you don't mind I'll print this out and save it for when I'm having a bad day.

My worst ever day will be when my relatives and friends gather in a large building to agree how wonderfully generous I was in life. So if you don't mind I'll save yours for my next-worse day. That'll be when my son begs for another slice of my hard-earned fortune, (which is already promised to my nurse). :roflblack:

 

[GeoffCee]

I'll sit there with my coffee, maybe a tub o' yogurt, or even a monster container of ice cream and happily work away.

Danny, this work description coulda come right outa the mouth of my physician.

Man, is HE progressive!

(But he won't share, dammit). :sour:

 

[Bob Denman]

That'll be when my son begs for another slice of my hard-earned fortune, (which is already promised to my nurse). :roflblack:

Mine already knows that he's getting left nothing but good memories! :2thumbs:

Maybe your Doctor could write you a prescription for an afternoon of carb cleaning with a side order of ice cream. (your choice of flavor(s)...):thumbup: