now i understand

[vided]

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputablemathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:




What Makes 100% ?




What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?




Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.




How about achieving 103%?




What makes up 100% in life?




Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:




If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z




Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.




Then:




H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%




And




K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%




But ,




A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%





And,




B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%




AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.




A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%




So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.

It’s the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.



Now you know why some people are where they are!

 

[Bob Denman]

:clap:
Even though it's about like saying that since you're left-handed; you'd be a GREAT first baseman! :shocked:
(I am, and I sure wasn't!)

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

so our elected officials give more then 100% but don't give a s**t?

 

[Chupaca]

Often wondered.....

You can only give 100% if you give more than that you started another level to which you have only given the balance...nice explanation...thanks..:bowdown: