Not a good morning...

[bullant12]

I'm crying in the kitchen...
wife walks in and goes "Honey, what's wrong???"
I answer "Today is our 20th anniversary!" Still crying...
"Wow" she says "I can't believe you are so emotional about it!"
I tell her: "Your father the Judge told me that if I did not marry you, he would lock me up for 20 years..."



I would have been released from jail today!:gaah:

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Ledford]

Married my Best Friend

I screwed up and married my best friend going on 29 years, 4 military moves, 3 GW's and we're on the first Spyder. I think I will keep her

 

[StanProff]

Okay, one more married joke. In the spirit of Rodney Dangerfield, "OH I TELL YA, WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS!! ,,,WHERE'D I GO WRONG!!

 

[Spyderfitz]

Words

If mama isn't happy, nobody is happy.

 

[SpyderRx]

My Sunday school teacher says its not an argument, it's called an "intense moment of fellowship" at their home!