Desert Spyder
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When Joy and I went to the Cracker Barrel in Kingman, AZ we were greeted by an older couple (maybe 2 years older than me, wah) who had just got off their bike. This guy had a condition I had never seen before: one eye was smaller than the other. Even the socket was smaller than the other. I wasn't really sure which one to look at so I stared at his nose instead, which seems kinda creepy. Anyway he comes to me and says "Nice curves". At first I thought he meant my wife and I was going to punch his eye but didn't know which one so I thought about his nose. Then I thought, well, maybe he was talking about the bike because it does have sexy curves. Sexier than my curves to be sure. I'm sure he wasn't talking about that because his wife was with him and if he was I would have to punch him in the eye but I didn't know which one so I looked at his nose. But then he said my trailer had nice curves. "My trailer?" I'm not sure if I was disappointed because he didn't compliment my sexy wife or bike, or me, but this guy was a trailer man. Yes siree Bob. My trailer is all curves. So we go inside and I see a book written by Dr. Jill Biden, the Veeps wife, Supporting Our Troops or something like that, a kids book. He looks towards the book on the shelf, the biggest book there, and says he couldn't see it. I guess he was using the wrong eye.
