Newspaper Headline.

[boborgera]

A biker is passing the zoo, When He sees a little girl leaning into the Lions cage, Suddenly, the Lion Grabs Her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, Under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, And the biker brings her to her terrified
parents who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says, ''Sir, this was the most gallant
and brave thing i saw a man do in my whole life.''

The biker replies, ''Why, it was nothing, really the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as i felt right.

The reporter says ''Well I'm a journalist from the New York Times and I'm putting this story on the front page.. So what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have??

The biker replies , ''I'm a US Marine and a Republican.''

The following morning the biker buys the New Your Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions,
and reads on the front page.,



US MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

 

[Farmboy]

And thats about how it would be reported. Still funny

 

[Bob Denman]

Somehow it's funny; but then there's just a bit too much truth in there for comfort. :shocked:
Thanks for the chuckle! :thumbup:

 

[btcherm]

that was a good one....:roflblack:

 

[bruiser]

Funny. But yes, especially from the New York Times.