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New Years Resolution (caution, language)

2Paw

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Today I asked this Hot Girl at my gym what her New Years resolution was.
She said "F*** You", so I'm pretty excited about 2017!
 
The best sex that the Missus and I have, is when we pass by each other in the hallway, and say "F-U", to one another... :shocked:
 
I dunno f'sure Bob, but I reckon that could well be the last stage of sex in a marriage....

When you first get married, you start out having House Sex - that's the stage when you have sex all over the house (for those who's memories may be getting a little tired!)

Then you move on to Bedroom Sex - which means you get to have sex all over the Bedroom, obviously.

Next you move on to Bed Sex - when you only get to have sex in the Marital Bed....

And the last stage of sex in a marriage is (as previously mentioned) Hall Sex.... when you pass each other in the hall & each of you says F U to the other as you go by!! :shocked:

After that..... :dontknow:

I'm told that this is why those married couples who've been hitched for longer are always telling newly weds to 'Get a Room' in the manner that they do, but you never hear anyone telling those couples married for years to 'take that to the hallway'; nor do you ever hear them saying suggestively to each other 'see you in the Hallway!' So I really dunno f'sure.... :dontknow: ;)
 
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