elixermixer
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shopping... yes you heard me shopping.
we pulled into a local supermarket to grab a dvd from the redbox located inside. so in i stroll looking like The Stigs (from Top Gear) short fat American cousin wearing a full face with a chromed shield walking thru the store looking for the vending machine. this whole time i never stopped talking the my gf about all the funny looks i happened to be getting from all the employees and customers alike but regardless we were able to decide on a movie and probably convince the mom and daughter behind me that i was having a flat out conversation with my other personality.
it probably went something like this:
"ok what do we want here?... well lets see they have Rango, Source Code, Season of the Witch... you know with Nic Cage, um... BloodRay"
"oh i dont know i think it went straight to dvd its a Nazi/Vampire concept so yull hate it"
"hell no i cant watch that idiot keep going back to a train like a modern groundhog day i just cant do it"
"But Cage is the man i dont care"
"Forget it im just getting The Lincoln Lawyer, yull think hes hot"
well you get the idea.... now jus use this concept for snacks and anything else you want... hell you can both be walking around the store doing this. the possibilities are endless.
we pulled into a local supermarket to grab a dvd from the redbox located inside. so in i stroll looking like The Stigs (from Top Gear) short fat American cousin wearing a full face with a chromed shield walking thru the store looking for the vending machine. this whole time i never stopped talking the my gf about all the funny looks i happened to be getting from all the employees and customers alike but regardless we were able to decide on a movie and probably convince the mom and daughter behind me that i was having a flat out conversation with my other personality.
it probably went something like this:
"ok what do we want here?... well lets see they have Rango, Source Code, Season of the Witch... you know with Nic Cage, um... BloodRay"
"oh i dont know i think it went straight to dvd its a Nazi/Vampire concept so yull hate it"
"hell no i cant watch that idiot keep going back to a train like a modern groundhog day i just cant do it"
"But Cage is the man i dont care"
"Forget it im just getting The Lincoln Lawyer, yull think hes hot"
well you get the idea.... now jus use this concept for snacks and anything else you want... hell you can both be walking around the store doing this. the possibilities are endless.