This is a funny thread!...
It definitely is, because all of us are just sharing anecdotes, it's not religion nor politics...
I will add a couple more, however, that have not been mentioned yet.
Brief background: I've worked with computers since 1977 when I first learned BASIC, COBOL and FORTRAN. (Remember paper tape and punchcards, anyone?!) Taught Computer Science in NY City in the 1980's. Now I just run a school district website using a Mac, and I must do 3D modeling and 3D printing on Windows machines for the engineering course I teach.
Let me tell you none of it matters when you have a laptop bag slung over your shoulder and you reach to open your truck door and the laptop falls out of the (unzipped) bag to the asphalt f a r below.
(Yes. unzipped. I am an idiot. Yes. I gasped and got teary-eyed when it happened.)
I think the more time you spend around certain things can make one respect them more at the same time take them for granted 'cause you know what they can handle.
I dropped this same laptop (to hard ground from high heights three more times--I have already stated that I am an idiot-- the point being this thing still works.
Short of me owning one of those military laptops that can survive a gunshot, my clumsiness is my reason for brand loyalty to Apple, and I know that's just one person's story.
I do still like my lovely bride's response to when people give her a hard time about her Mac use since 1984, often stating how Mac's "can't be tweaked" to improve performance:
"To me, it's a toaster." She says. "I don't want to have to tweak my toaster everytime I want to use it. I want to turn it on, stick in the bread, and make toast."
Good luck with your new toaster, Lamont.