Name something that is a bad idea to do naked.

[Bob Denman]

Skydiving.....although it has been done View attachment 142193

:shocked: Talk about "Letting it ALL hang out..." :clap: :firstplace:
What if you hit a bird on the way down? :yikes:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

riding a m/c if you are fat

 

[cuznjohn]

flashing someone and being arrested, then being released due to insafishant evidence

 

[Bob Denman]

flashing someone and being arrested, then being released due to insafishant evidence

This reminds me of a joke...
A fella is being divorced, because his Wife says that he's impotent, and his girlfriend is suing him for Child support... :shocked:
What do you want to bet that he loses BOTH cases?? :yikes::yikes:

 

[Saluda]

Snowmobiling.

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Done that... :agree:

 

[clinard]

Urinating on an electric fence

 

[Stumpy6Guns]

Collecting cactus flowers.

 

[SpyderF3]

Paint balling :yikes:

 

[Fatcycledaddy]

Urinating on an electric fence

Got a friend to do that, not naked though, on the way to the tree blind to hunt deer.

Didn't see a single deer that morning, as I can assume they hear him for a 3 mile radius. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[2Paw]

Going through the TSA checkpoint at the airport. I threatened to do this one time after they made me take off so much I was almost naked anyway.
I told them that next time I would just come naked and get dressed after I went through their check.:roflblack: They didn't think this was near funny as I did.

 

[mowin]

Welding. :yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

Going through the TSA checkpoint at the airport. I threatened to do this one time after they made me take off so much I was almost naked anyway.
I told them that next time I would just come naked and get dressed after I went through their check.:roflblack: They didn't think this was near funny as I did.

Very soon after the TSA started slowing up the boarding process :gaah:: I was trying to get through security at Albany International Airport...
One of their Personnel noticed my insulin pump (hooked to my belt), and asked what it was...
I tried explaining it to the guy, but he wasn't getting it.
In an act of frustration and desperation: I pulled my pants down in front of the idiot, and shoed him where the pump was sending the insulin into my thigh...
THAT got me pulled out of the line: QUICK!! :shocked:
(But I did give the moron both barrels... I let his Boss know that his men needed further training!)

 

[Zip]

sand blasting

 

[JerryB]

Hi 2Paw

Re: Going through the TSA checkpoint at the airport.

Not that long ago, a guy actually did that at the Portland airport. They arrested him, but could not find any actual law that he broke; case dismissed.

Jerry Baumchen