MY FARM BULL - JOKE, OR MAYBE NOT

[grumpybob]

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.



The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him .........






but they kind of taste like peppermint.

 

[Yfactor]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Love is in the air...

 

[grumpybob]

I saved a week's supply for you Bob. Really, they do taste great not to mention the results.

 

[Bob Denman]

After having spent the better part of the last 30 years married; (some of it even happily!), I'm just happy when the dog lets me take her out in the morning...
(30 years on the 27th of this Month...)

 

[grumpybob]

After having spent the better part of the last 30 years married; (some of it even happily!), I'm just happy when the dog lets me take her out in the morning...
(30 years on the 27th of this Month...)

I'll send those pills to you by the 25th..... :congrats:

 

[Bob Denman]

I hadn't even thought of that yet! :shocked:
Thanks! :thumbup:

 

[SDM]

Happy Early 30th Anniversary Bob:clap: The hubby (Tobor 9) and I celebrated (?) 30 years Jan. 2 of this year. He said when he asked me to marry him that it was for forever, that he didn't believe in divorce. He says divorce never:lecturef_smilie: - my reply is always murder maybe!!!:roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

I hear that all of the time also... :shocked:
The changes that we've seen...

 

[Cruzr Joe]

I have been married for 45 years, told my wife that if i had shot her on the day we were married i would have been a free man 15 years ago .............................. she does not share my sense of humor.

cruzr joe

 

[PrairieSpyder]

:yikes: :roflblack::roflblack:

After having spent the better part of the last 30 years married; (some of it even happily!), I'm just happy when the dog lets me take her out in the morning...
(30 years on the 27th of this Month...)

Early :congrats: to you and Mrs. Bob!