Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in a unhappy marriage, A young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, With himself as the beneficiary, And then arranging to have her killed.!.......
A friend'' of a friend'' put him in touch with an nefarious dark side underworld figure who went by the name of ''Artie''. ' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000......
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, But that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, So the man opened his wallet, Displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside........
Artie sighed, Rolled his eyes, And reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for doing the dirty deed.......
A few days later , Artie followed the mans wife to a local Super Walmart store. There he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, The manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.......
However unknown to Artie, The entire proceedings were captured on hidden security cameras by the stores security guard who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store........
Under intense questing by the police, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, Including his unusual financial arrangements with the husband, Who was also arrested..........
The next day in the news paper, The headline declared..........
Wait for it ............;
''ARTIE CHOKES 2 FOR $1.00 @ WALMART!!!
A friend'' of a friend'' put him in touch with an nefarious dark side underworld figure who went by the name of ''Artie''. ' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000......
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, But that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, So the man opened his wallet, Displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside........
Artie sighed, Rolled his eyes, And reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for doing the dirty deed.......
A few days later , Artie followed the mans wife to a local Super Walmart store. There he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, The manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.......
However unknown to Artie, The entire proceedings were captured on hidden security cameras by the stores security guard who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store........
Under intense questing by the police, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, Including his unusual financial arrangements with the husband, Who was also arrested..........
The next day in the news paper, The headline declared..........
Wait for it ............;
''ARTIE CHOKES 2 FOR $1.00 @ WALMART!!!
