Chupaca
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11. Bills travel through the mail twice as fast as checks do.
12. A conscience hurts when all of your other parts feel good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Have a few more for a later date..:thumbup:
12. A conscience hurts when all of your other parts feel good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Have a few more for a later date..:thumbup:
