Little girl on a plane

[Iamjoey]

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and
he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

" Oh, I don't know," sai...d the atheist. "How about why there is
no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled
smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that
is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after
death, when you don't know poop?"

 

[ValCruzSpyder]

Way To Go!!!!

:clap::clap::clap:

 

[sddinnh]

Good One

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

Very good. :yes:

 

[btcherm]

right on the money:lecturef_smilie:

 

[Bob Denman]

:firstplace:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

one smart little girl...:roflblack::roflblack: Now she can read her book in peace..!! :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

They never mentioned this :shocked:...
But I wonder if she had just started reading The Bible? :dontknow:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

Just goes to show you that even little kids are smarter than atheist's.

Cruzr Joe

 

[safecracker]

That was great

 

[NetJunkie]

Just goes to show you that even little kids are smarter than atheist's.

Cruzr Joe

Wow.

 

[Bob Denman]

Is this thread now going to dissolve under the, "No religious fist-fighting" doctrine? :shocked:
I kind of figure that it's okay to believe in nearly anything...
...But when things start going dark :shocked:; that's when it's really time to start hoping that you've got the right idea! :thumbup:

 

[NetJunkie]

Was hoping we could keep it civil. Guess not.

 

[Bob Denman]

:dontknow: Well; let's see...
We fought about Politics, computers, brand myopia, religion, helmet usage, tire pressures, tire brands, exhaust systems, oil types, octane ratings, Safety gear, radar speed checks, and DWI checkpoints...
Have I missed any?

Live, and let live; that's my motto for the day! :2thumbs:

 

[Dan_Ashley]

:dontknow: Well; let's see...
We fought about Politics, computers, brand myopia, religion, helmet usage, tire pressures, tire brands, exhaust systems, oil types, octane ratings, Safety gear, radar speed checks, and DWI checkpoints...
Have I missed any?

Live, and let live; that's my motto for the day! :2thumbs:

Yes. On another thread we are in the process of fighting about what we should fight about! No joke.

 

[crazyspyder]

what ya know !

SO- she's smart because she knows her poop....:lecturef_smilie: ... interesting!

 

[Bob Denman]

Yes. On another thread we are in the process of fighting about what we should fight about! No joke.

 

[Dan_Ashley]

I hated boxing. I never left the ring without a horrible headache. It would take me two days to get over it, then it would be my turn again.

 

[Bob Denman]

Agreed.. :shocked:
It's a MUCH better sport for "spectating", than it is for participating! :thumbup:

 

[MRH]

Cute story, but it could just as easily be reversed or applied to another topic.

Let's not jab at people for having beliefs different than our own - science and the availability of new information have changed the closely held beliefs of many good and very well intentioned people, and no doubt will continue to do so. In the end, religion is always a matter of faith and can't be proven one way or the other.

The best that religion has to offer is a code of conduct for acting is society, and putting down others who believe differently than you is generally outside of those teachings.