cuznjohn
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One day during a game on the golf course I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?"
"I’m fine thanks," I replied. “My name’s john,” I said and introduced myself. "john, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later,” she suggested. "That's mighty nice of you," I answered “but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and very persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed and added "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, she insisted that I remove my clothes so she could give me a massage. Afterwards, I thanked my hostess for the exhilarating session I had with her. "I feel a lot better now but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
1. "Don't be silly!” Elizabeth replied with a smile, “She won't know a thing. Where is she, anyway?"
"Under the cart!" I said...
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?"
"I’m fine thanks," I replied. “My name’s john,” I said and introduced myself. "john, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later,” she suggested. "That's mighty nice of you," I answered “but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and very persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed and added "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, she insisted that I remove my clothes so she could give me a massage. Afterwards, I thanked my hostess for the exhilarating session I had with her. "I feel a lot better now but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
1. "Don't be silly!” Elizabeth replied with a smile, “She won't know a thing. Where is she, anyway?"
"Under the cart!" I said...
