Bob Denman
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I was asleep in the back row... nojoke
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Joke of the Day Club
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I was asleep in the back row... nojokeBob Denman
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This News just in...
It has been announced that there was a major plane crash in Poland. they said a two seat plane crashed into a cemetery.
So far: the Emergency Response Teams have recovered 82 bodies, and it is reported, that they expect to find more
It has been announced that there was a major plane crash in Poland. they said a two seat plane crashed into a cemetery.
So far: the Emergency Response Teams have recovered 82 bodies, and it is reported, that they expect to find more
Bob Denman
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Since our Fishing Season opens on Saturday (April Fools Day! )
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SteveLaoyster
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An old farmer is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying a spool of something metallic under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, dragging behind him 30 chickens caught in the chicken wire.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walk by carrying a shiny roll of something. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, trailing behind him 30 ducks caught in a long trail of duct tape.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying a branch behind him. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"It's a pussy willow."
"Wait up," says the old man. "I'll get my hat!"
"Chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, dragging behind him 30 chickens caught in the chicken wire.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walk by carrying a shiny roll of something. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, trailing behind him 30 ducks caught in a long trail of duct tape.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying a branch behind him. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"It's a pussy willow."
"Wait up," says the old man. "I'll get my hat!"
IdahoMtnSpyder
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Following up on this is a true but, I think anyway, funny story.
I lived in Pittsburgh, PA in 1971 to 75. As you probably know there are a lot of Poles living there who immigrated from Poland and raised families. They were, of course, the butt of many jokes like the one above and also much derision. The first summer there I was back in Idaho for business when I observed my 4 year old nephew riding a bicycle. I figured if Bert can ride a bike at 4 so could my son who was one month younger. When I got back to Pittsburgh I go to a bicycle shop to see what they had. I saw a great looking small bicycle. It even had real bearings on the peddle crank, not plastic bushings like most small bikes had. Then I noticed the label on the front, "Made in Poland". I said to myself I'm not going let misguided prejudices keep me from buying what looks like a really nice bike.
I get it home, in the box of course, and set about to assemble it. There were TEN places to use a wrench to put it together. I had to use SEVEN different sizes of wrenches! :banghead:
Bfromla
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A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened. The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye." "Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asks. "Well," the man says, "I figured she preferred it in the crack, so I pushed it back in!"
vided
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There were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Florida State until Monday.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were relieved. They studied that night for the exam.
The next day the professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet.
They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one, in a separate room for privacy and quiet. This was going to be easy ... then they turned the page
On the second page was written...
For 95 points: Which Tire? __
Bob Denman
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Pirate looks at --
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Did they get any nibbles?:roflblack::roflblack:
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vided
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Bfromla
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Prolly not, someone was talking......
