joke for the night

[cuznjohn]

[h=5]The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her

class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when
stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up,

angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like
that!" "I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the
principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then
sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases
to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy,
is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,

"Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the
eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and
continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

One, you have a dirty mind, Two, you didn't read your homework, and three,
one day you are going to be very,

very disappointed."[/h]

 

[spydaman60]

:lecturef_smilie::lecturef_smilie: cuzz,:lecturef_smilie: that was a goooood one!:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Spyder ri]

Very.... Ok, admittedly, I don't get it! Help!

 

[Dan McNally]

:roflblack::thumbup::roflblack:

 

[stallion143]

Good one!!!:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Disappointment? I've seen that look for years... :shocked:

 

[cuznjohn]

SPYDER RI

SOMEONE EXPLAIN to spyder ri what the joke is, i don't know how to do it w/o getting kicked off this site

 

[Cuffs19]

Ri, the joke is that Mary's expectations are a little inflated....

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[Bob Denman]

...and the reality is a bit under-inflated... :gaah:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:roflblack::roflblack: mayde in mary's case size doesn't count..!! :roflblack:

 

[jerpinoy]

:lecturef_smilie::lecturef_smilie:I got one that grows 20 times more when stimulated:yes::yes: but I'm not telling because,just because:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Oldmanzues]

Ri, the joke is that Mary's expectations are a little inflated....

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Say, maybe on wedding night to be ??????
Oldmanzues

 

[ARtraveler]

Round and round we go. When we get kicked off, nobody knows. Good joke. :roflblack:

 

[cuznjohn]

kicked off

Round and round we go. When we get kicked off, nobody knows. Good joke. :roflblack:

i have already got one pm from the boss