Joe walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder and orders a drink, He's sitting there slowly drinking and the monkey starts to get bored. So he jumps off Joe's shoulder starts to walk around the bar... Then sees a pool table and then jumps up on it' knocks the ball's around, Then grabs the cue ball and eats it...
The bartender flips out and tells Joe that he owes him 25 dollars for the ball, Joe pays him, Grabs the monkey and leaves.....
A few weeks later Joe stops at the bar again with the monkey and orders a drink.... The bartender gets it and sits at the end of the bar eating some fruit. The monkey gets bored again and grabs a grape from the bartenders plate, Sticks it up his butt, Pulls it out and then eats it..... The bartender flips out and yells ''Man what in the world is wrong with that monkey''??.......
Joe turns around and says ''Sorry man, Ever since he ate that cue ball,......
He measures everything first......
The bartender flips out and tells Joe that he owes him 25 dollars for the ball, Joe pays him, Grabs the monkey and leaves.....
A few weeks later Joe stops at the bar again with the monkey and orders a drink.... The bartender gets it and sits at the end of the bar eating some fruit. The monkey gets bored again and grabs a grape from the bartenders plate, Sticks it up his butt, Pulls it out and then eats it..... The bartender flips out and yells ''Man what in the world is wrong with that monkey''??.......
Joe turns around and says ''Sorry man, Ever since he ate that cue ball,......
He measures everything first......
