Is there a place called Hell?

[garb55]

He may perceive himself to be more fortunate than you. Some people don't need a lot of money or items to feel good about themselves. Did he say he was less fortunate than others who live in the lap of luxury, whatever that may be? Or, are you just making an assumption that he'd be better off living like you?

:agree::agree::agree::agree:

 

[loisk]

quotable quotes

Here you go - http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/hell.html
I like Mark Twain and Aldous Huxley's views... Enjoy.

 

[SDM]

 

[donec]

Typed hell into Google Maps and it came up with only one listing..........

Hell
Hell Rd
West Bay
Cayman Islands

So I guess that's it.:dontknow::yikes::yes::roflblack:ray: Depending on your point of view.

 

[SpyderAnn01]

I'm pretty sure that I took this picture on my first trip to Hell.

 

[Peter Aawen]

I've been to Hell nojoke




it's the site of a fairly remote & difficult to get to former 'town' in our Snowy Mountains....

We took 3 days of fairly difficult & rough 4 wheeling to get there along an old & very overgrown goat-track (would've challenged a feral goat!!) after we left the blacktop - not far from the deserted site of 'Wantabuggery' & passed the old sites of 'Hellholehate' & 'Numbugga' along the way. Took us 6 hours to 'drive' the last mile down into the tiny clearing that used to be the town (& a fair bit of winch work!); and once we got there, I could understand why the original settlers gave it that name!! :yikes: Hardy fellas, the early settlers & prospectors out here! :thumbup:

 

[DJFaninTN]

i lived in it!! it was with my ex wife :yikes:


and for the record I did go out once with a devil with a blue dress on :doorag:

 

[Bob Denman]

Being gifted of being able to look into the future I see this coming in couple of years!

Bob D passes suddenly while on a Spyder ryde. On his way up he is stopped by St Pete who tells him to turn around, that he is doomed to the lower nether regions. As he approaches the door he looks in and all he sees is ice and snow and a huge frozen lake. He turns to St Pete and says, "This isn't what I've always been told hell was going to be. Where's all the fire and brimstone?"

"Oh, I guess you haven't heard. BRP announced a new Spyder today that has side by side seating and a steering wheel!"

:yikes:

:clap: :roflblack:

EDIT: I've got this potential sorted out too! :thumbup:

 

[Deer Slayer]

Yes!

If one is married to the wrong person,:yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

If one is married to the wrong person,:yikes:

This reminds me of a joke...
An English Professor asked his class to explain the difference between the words , "Completed", and "Finished".
After several feeble attempts by the Class, a young man stood up...
"When a Man marries the right woman; he is completed."
"When he marries the wrong woman; he is finished!"
"And if the right woman catches him in bed with the wrong woman; he is THROUGH!"

 

[MarkLawson]

I told my doctor a couple of years ago that every person in the food and medical industries who is knowledgeable about diet and nutrition shares a common characteristic with every teacher of every religion in the world. There isn't a single one of them who has a lock on the truth.

Cynical and very broad brush strokes there.

I believe Hell is a place where God has withdrawn His presence. No one alive has experienced this level of abject horror and no one dead will until they have had their final judgement. God has made for each of us provision to avoid this eternal separation through Jesus Christ, but most choose to reject Him. Everyone who ends up in Hell will have eternity knowing it was by their own choice. I also believe those there will not find any comfort in the sharing of the experience, nothing to distract them from their self-imposed torments. They'll suffer alone.

 

[mxz600]

What is Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a university chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state: that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1.If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2.If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct ... leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"!!!

 

[Bob Denman]

:clap: I'm glad that you posted this one; I've been looking for it! :thumbup:

 

[Sarge707]

You Make your own Heaven or Hell while you are on earth?
Once you Pass your Brain is No longer active and you are Dead so Make the Best of your life on earth?:yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

Time For A Song...

 

[mxz600]

I can't believe this thread hasn't "gone to hell in a handbasket". :shocked:

Are we all learning from our past with the recent rash of deleted posts? Probably not, silly me. I almost responded back to one of the posts, but I kept my fingers off the keyboard. Didn't want to destroy this thread as it's kind of fun.

 

[Bob Denman]

:agree:
Here's one to ponder...
Is Heaven; the absence of Hell"
or
Is Hell, the absence of Heaven?

:shocked:

 

[mxz600]

:agree:
Here's one to ponder...
Is Heaven; the absence of Hell"
or
Is Hell, the absence of Heaven?

:shocked:

I pondered and now I have a headache.

 

[mxz600]

If there were a hell......

 

[Bob Denman]

Try just "idly Speculating" next time; it hurts less!