Idiot drivers!!

[mtdoragary]

Saves on pluckin' !

I rode up interstate 81 a few years back behind two tractor trailer loads of live chickens. They sat side by side for 30 miles in the mountains of southwest Va. I don't think there was a feather on any of those chickens by the time they got to market. The roadway probably looked like it had snowed in July. :yikes:

 

[hevnbound]

I maintain my distance behind a chicken truck for another reason! Inevitably one of the captives will catch my eye and it starts mouthing; "help me"! Then I think - Ony by the grace of God go I. It coud be me on that truck and the chicken is driving the Spyder! So I decide to start a movement - FREE THE CHICKENS ! Who's with me?!

Eat more beef!

 

[boborgera]

I maintain my distance behind a chicken truck for another reason! Inevitably one of the captives will catch my eye and it starts mouthing; "help me"! Then I think - Ony by the grace of God go I. It coud be me on that truck and the chicken is driving the Spyder! So I decide to start a movement - FREE THE CHICKENS ! Who's with me?!

Eat more beef!

I haven't eaten Chicken since they found out what was in the
Colonel's secret recipe.:yikes:

 

[bruiser]

We have 'em all here in Eastern NC. Pig trucks, chicken trucks and turkey trucks. We have the largest turkey processor in the world here. But one of the more dangerous to be behind is a log truck or, as we call them, stick haulers. I stay way back if one is in front of me. There's pieces of bark, small sticks, mud and what ever else coming off them. And yes, dump trucks can be just as bad. But if you want pure nasty, stinky, make you loose your lunch stuff, get behind a gut wagon on a nice hot summer day. :gaah::gaah::yikes:. A gut wagon is a truck that hauls what they take out of chickens, turkeys and pigs when they process them. EEEEWWWW. I'll take a pig wagon any day.

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: :shocked::roflblack: I use the"Stay out of sight" rule if I have to follow one of those suckers!

 

[PixieRage]

Last idiot that threw a butt out the window when I was behind them, I caught it before it hit my chest and threw it back in their window when I passed.

 

[SpyderWolf]

I maintain my distance behind a chicken truck for another reason! Inevitably one of the captives will catch my eye and it starts mouthing; "help me"! Then I think - Ony by the grace of God go I. It coud be me on that truck and the chicken is driving the Spyder! So I decide to start a movement - FREE THE CHICKENS ! Who's with me?!

Eat more beef!

I have had a few chickens attempt a brave escape while being taken to the processing plant. I have no idea how the cages opened, but I can tell you this much seeing a whole chicken coming at you instead of just feathers will make you change your shorts when you get home. :yikes:

I also learned to stay away from cattle cars once I learned they like to put their buts against the slats and pee. That stuff shoots out pretty far, and gets a wide dispersion at 60 mph. Fortunately I was in my cage at the time.