I wondered about that

[vided]

The

nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one​

morning and she asked the question, - 'When you die and​

go to Heaven... which part of your body goes​

first?Suzy raised her hand and said, -​

'I think it's your​

hands.'-​

'Why do you think it's your hands,​

Suzy?'Suzy replied, - 'Because when​

you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and​

God just takes your hands first.-​

'What a wonderful answer!' the nun​

said.Little Johnny raised his hand and​

said - 'Sister, I think it's your​

feet.The​

nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. -​

'Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your​

feet?'Little Johnny said, - 'Well, I​

walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night.​

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was​

saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming'. I gotta tell you,​

if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost​

her.' The​

Nun fainted.​

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked:

I try to never use the Lord's name in vain...

But I have used it in ecstasy more than a few times! :thumbup:

 

[mowin]

:shocked:

I try to never use the Lord's name in vain...

But I have used it in ecstasy more than a few times! :thumbup:

:yikes: the horror. :yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

...Time to poke out your mind's eye again...

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

That little johnny, what a wonderful boy

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:roflblack::roflblack: seems to always be little Johnny....

 

[Princeau99]

That's great!

 

[ARtraveler]

Like Art Linkletter used to say--"kids say the darndest things." :yes: