I THINK I HAVE THE BEST WIFE THERE IS....

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

My wife knows my hands are always cold and i have complained when we take long rides. I do have nice
mc leather vented riding gloves but the back of my hands get cold and they are regular length. So with my birthday coming up next week & the cold weather coming she went online for the past week shopping for new gloves & gave them to me last night since i was supposed to take the :spyder2: in for service today.
She got me the 'Can Am' gloves that are longer, covering my wrist and are water resistant. :yes::clap:.
I just want everyone to know as much as i want to kill her she is the best girl in the world. Now when
our anniversary comes up in december, she won't want a present she just likes to make me feel guilty.

Any advice on how to kill her before mid december rolls around?

 

[Don in E Texas]

You could..

..try killing her with kindness.Don

 

[wyliec]

Continue living with her; that should do the trick.

 

[Bob Denman]

Just Do What Ralph Did...

 

[Dgjason]

Continue living with her; that should do the trick.

LOL.....:roflblack:

 

[cuznjohn]

you better pray nothing happens to her as long as this post is up. because god forbid something does happen and the cops read this you will have to learn how to play hide the sausage with someone named bubba

 

[Chupaca]

Tough one..!!

you are now going to have to find that perfect gift for her showing how well you know her....:roflblack: have you been paying attention...??:roflblack:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

you are now going to have to find that perfect gift for her showing how well you know her....:roflblack: have you been paying attention...??:roflblack:

That is the problem, the 2 gifts i have given her over the years that she loves is remote start on her car
& a snow shovel for her car. Flowers, candy, dinner, she don't care about & she doesn't like bling. she never wanted a diamond ring, just loves to remind me i didn't get her one.

 

[Bob Denman]

Does she like Pizza?
Malnati's in Chicago; has a "Pizza of the Month", that you can set up for automatic delivery! :2thumbs:
www.tastesofchicago.com

 

[robmorg]

you are now going to have to find that perfect gift for her showing how well you know her....:roflblack: have you been paying attention...??:roflblack:

Man, you ain't kidding. That IS a tough one!:gaah:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

rode the bike to work this morning and used the new gloves, they are actually quite warm and comfortable, so now i am going to have to kill my wife before our anniversary. $20 and a tank of gas
to anyone that helps me.

 

[Mt-man]

Wood Chipper :yes:

 

[Bob Denman]

Nahhh... They caught that guy; remember? :shocked:

It's too bad that you're not down South; all you need, is a swamp with some hungry gators. :yikes:

 

[oldguyinTX]

Just think, if you had done it 30 years ago you would be out of the joint by now.

 

[Bob Denman]

That reminds me of a joke...
At a Couple's 25th Anniversary Celebration, the Best-Man noticed that the Man of the hour was missing... He leaves the Ballroom where the the party is being hosted, and heads down to the Hotel's Lobby.
He then sees his friend crossing the street, and entering a Bar.
He follows him over there, and finds him face-down, in a mug of beer...
"Why the long face"?, he asks.
His buddy looks up, and answers with, "Do you remember the night before the wedding? I got SO mad at her, that I was going to kill her! YOU talked me out of it; saying that I could spend 25 years in prison for murder..."

"TODAY!! I could have been a Free Man!" :gaah: