This reminds me of a joke.

But I have to be careful about how it's told...
This kid gets a job on a sheep ranch in New Zealand. He's told to stay with the herd, keep hungry critters awasy, and he'll be paid at the end of the season...
"I'm with them all of the time? What do I do for a "social life?", he asks the ranch owner.
"They're sheep; they don't mind, and I dont' care", was the reply...
So off he goes to the high pastures...
And after a couple of weeks; he's getting "anxious".... the sheep are starting to look pretty good to him! :shocked:
After wrestling with his conscience for a while; he picks out a likely candidate, and...
...Ends up in JAIL! :yikes:
So the owner shows up to bail him out... The kid asked him what he did wrong.
"Well; I didn't tell you to pick on the Sheriff's girfriend now, did I?"