Guy walk's up to the bar say's "Barkeep get everybody a drink on me and don't forget yourself!" They all say "Salute" and drink their drink's and when the keep tell's him the bill he say's "I seem to have forgotten my wallet!" where upon the bar tender grabs him by the collar and out the door he goes! Two day's later he comes back in and puts a fifty on the bar and say's "Get all these fine people a drink on me but leave yourself out,you get mean when you drink!"
