Grandmas 100th b-day

[mowin]

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the
activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she
needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
stuffed pillows on her right side.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed
her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said ....
'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
nephew......

'Bastards won't let me fart'.

 

[Bob Denman]

:yikes:
This reminds me of an old saying;
"When Grandma farts, we beat the dog!"

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[jerpinoy]

Sooner or later we will all experience this.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[jerpinoy]

It was summer 1969 my grandma and all our families were at St Agustine church and celebrating the
centennial of the churchray:. I asked my grandma what year she was born, her reply my dear when I was born there don't make calender back then Well then how old are you? On my 18th bday they started building this church:shocked: this story is truenojoke God Bless my Grandma's soul she died in fall of 1970.