This reminds me of joke...

A Scotsman had stayed a bit too late at the pub, and was now stumbling home; the best that he could...
Which wasn't too good!
He finally passes out; leaning up against a headstone in the local Cemetery.
A young lady is passing by, and notices him...
She is curious...
Are underpants involved in wearing a kilt? :shocked:
She gently picks up the edge of the kilt, and to her delight; the answer is "NO!"
Now, she decides to play a joke on te man...
She takes a Blue Ribbon out of her hair, and ever so gently; ties it around the part of him that you wouldn't mention in Church...

pps:
Two hours later; Nature calls, and it wakes him up.
He stands up to relieve himself, pulls up the kilt and sees the ribbon...

"Aye Laddie", he whispers, "I dinna know where ye been, but ye won first prize!" :2thumbs: