For my healthy eating friends

[Bob Denman]

If you wire the doorbell to 110 volts; they'll leave it alone... :shocked: :joke:
It's just that the November 1st cleanup might be... messy!

 

[cuznjohn]

old

If you wire the doorbell to 110 volts; they'll leave it alone... :shocked: :joke:
It's just that the November 1st cleanup might be... messy!

i am to old to go to jail but i like the way you think

 

[Bob Denman]

There's a lot to be said for incarceration these days...
You'll get food, clothing, shelter, a bed, recreation time, free healthcare, free dental care, free eyeglasses, cable TV, conjugal visits. They'll even send you to college! :shocked:

 

[bullant12]

Actually... Halloween is the perfect time to get rid of all those Chinese and Fast food condiments. (My Facebook status this morning).:roflblack:

 

[bullant12]

There's a lot to be said for incarceration these days...
You'll get food, clothing, shelter, a bed, recreation time, free healthcare, free dental care, free eyeglasses, cable TV, conjugal visits. They'll even send you to college! :shocked:

Federal has no conjugal visits (thank goodness for that!)
Sorry... you still pay for outside college. Now... you CAN ask for VT classes...

 

[bullant12]

Sounds OK, except that all he's been able to produce so far is different variations of The Bland Cookie That Sucks All the Moisture Out of Your Mouth. nojoke

Just in time for Halloween, kids! :roflblack:

The "Suckie Cookie"! Comes in Coconut, oats, bran and with or without dark chocolate chips. It will remove all the flavor out of your kids mouth!

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Why not just sweep the floor debris into the mixer also? :barf:

 

[jerpinoy]

kids are candid and pull no punches. We know what that stuff is and know it can't compare but they told you right out what they think...:roflblack:

The problem is we don't believe in truth even it's right in front of us. Even newborn babies will spit out food not good for them. Adults know its bad but they eat it or drink it any way. Like fatty, oily, sugar, processed, salty, even GMO food. No wonder millions of us will be sick till we die. Try organic foods it's not too late and still enjoy riding our:spyder2:for many years to come. Ride healthy.

 

[bruiser]

When I was on active duty some of my troops would say I "eat poop and bark at the moon". I told them only on Halloween.

 

[wyliec]

There's a lot to be said for incarceration these days...
You'll get food, clothing, shelter, a bed, recreation time, free healthcare, free dental care, free eyeglasses, cable TV, conjugal visits. They'll even send you to college! :shocked:

Is that constitutional or unconstitutional?

 

[Dan McNally]

When I was on active duty some of my troops would say I "eat poop and bark at the moon". I told them only on Halloween.

Were you my first sergeant at Plattsburgh? That description sounds like him!

 

[Bob Denman]

Is that constitutional or unconstitutional?

I actually think that it's an obscenity... :gaah:

 

[bruiser]

Were you my first sergeant at Plattsburgh? That description sounds like him!

Not me. I was never in Sadistic Air Command.

 

[rc51ny]

I HATE healthy!! :barf:Next thing you know we'll all be eating tree bark. Give me a good old fashion, Reese's, Snickers, or Milky Way. Just think about how eating all that wonderful sweet candy keeps people employed!!! :clap: Do your bit for the economy and buy CANDY!!:yes:

 

[Bob Denman]

Besides; your plan to "Live Forever", is still going strong!! :thumbup:

 

[bullant12]

The "Suckie Cookie"! Comes in Coconut, oats, bran and with or without dark chocolate chips. It will remove all the flavor out of your kids mouth!

:shocked: Why not just sweep the floor debris into the mixer also? :barf:

Thanks Bob!:thumbup:


Suckie Cookie; Now in NEW FLOOR FLAVOR!!! Talk about a palate of variation!:roflblack:

 

[Yfactor]

At this stage of life if I started eating healthy it'll kill me ... bring on the sweets and all that other unhealthy food. :yes::yes: :yikes::yikes:

On a serious note, I don't celebrate Halloween as it was on this date 4 years ago my wife of 45 years passed over to the other side. ray:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Saying a prayer for you at this difficult time of year... ray:

 

[Dan McNally]

Sorry to hear that, Yfactor . . . saying a prayer for you and for her.