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A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died.
All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.
The German Shepherd says: "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master."
"Good", says God, " then come and sit on my right side."
"Doberman, what do you believe in?" asks God.
The Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."
"Aha", said God, "you may sit to my left."
Then He looks at the cat and asks: " And what do you believe in?"
The cat answers: " I believe that you're sitting in my seat."
All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.
The German Shepherd says: "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master."
"Good", says God, " then come and sit on my right side."
"Doberman, what do you believe in?" asks God.
The Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."
"Aha", said God, "you may sit to my left."
Then He looks at the cat and asks: " And what do you believe in?"
The cat answers: " I believe that you're sitting in my seat."