EUROPEAN ETIQUETTE

[boborgera]

An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to the bathroom something terrible.
After a long search he just couldn't find any pubic bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down
one of the side streets to take care of business. Just As he was unzipping, A London police officer
showed up. ''Look here, Old chap, What are you doing?'' The officer asked.

I'm sorry , The American replied, But i really gotta go''
You can't do that here, The officer then tells him. Look follow me''

The officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges.

Here, Said the officer ''Whiz away''

The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started urinating on the flowers.
''Ahhh'' he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, He said this is nice of you.
Is this British courtesy??

''NO, retorted the officer,


''It's the French Embassy.''

 

[wyliec]

Good one. :thumbup:

 

[Bob Denman]

Well played! :clap: :thumbup:

 

[ARtraveler]

:2thumbs:

 

[GloryRyders]

:roflblack:

 

[Sarge707]

:yikes: Bonjour? :yes:

 

[Yazz]

Did you know the Chunnel terminal in London that links England and France, is named the Waterloo? nojoke

 

[bruiser]

Wee mon Ami :roflblack:

 

[boborgera]

Did you know the Chunnel terminal in London that links England and France, is named the Waterloo? nojoke

Better than calling it a Water Closet i guess?.:roflblack:

 

[Yazz]

Better than calling it a Water Closet i guess?.:roflblack:

Tooshay!

 

[harrypottar]

Did you know the Chunnel terminal in London that links England and France, is named the Waterloo? nojoke

It was named Waterloo bridge station and open if I remember my history around 1850. The area it's sits in is Waterloo named after the battle of Waterloo. It got shortened to Waterloo station around the turn of the century. The French tried to have the station name changed after the Eurostar started its service there. It no longer is used by the Eurostar that moved to st Pancras station.

harry, provayer of unwanted unless information...

 

[Bob Denman]

:2thumbs: Useless information is actually very useful! When somebody is hanging around, and you'd rather that they not; just start pulling pieces out and reciting it as if it meant something. Watch their eyes glazd over :shocked: right before they remember that they need to be someplace else! :roflblack: