Engineer in Hell

[PCBeachBum]

An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and
building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.
The engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things
are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no
telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have
gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"

 

[vided]

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[jerpinoy]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: got it:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

ok, how many lawyers are on this forum

 

[oldguyinTX]

To get all of those things working, he was definitely not a BRP engineer.

 

[spyderCodes]

To get all of those things working, he was definitely not a BRP engineer.

I can't imagine all those plastic pins surviving down there.

 

[Chupaca]

Good one...!!

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:spot on...!!!

 

[JkRbbt]

After the 2013 fiasco, I do believe it may have been a BRP engineer!

 

[ARtraveler]

I know of at least one lawyer, but am not going to tell. :roflblack:

 

[PrairieSpyder]

I don't know how many lawyers are SLs, but be careful with the lawyer jokes. I was rebuked once for posting one.

 

[trucker1]

ha ha

An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and
building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.
The engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things
are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no
telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have
gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"

Now that was funny. My wife has worked for lawyers for the past 25 years

 

[JerryB]

Hi Patti,

Re: be careful with the lawyer jokes.

My son is an attorney & I am an engineer; we've heard them all.

As for the rebuke, unless directed at someone in particular, I would consider the 'rebuker' out of line.

Jerry Baumchen

 

[Bob Denman]

:agree: A lot of folks get caught up in, "wearing their hearts just a bit too close to their hides."
It's too bad that nobody ever tells jokes about Insurance Agents; I guess that we're just not that funny... :shocked:


Well... Other than the one about the jet full of Insurance Salesman that crashed with two empty seats: it seemed like such a waste of valuable space! :roflblack:

 

[vided]

I don't know how many lawyers are SLs, but be careful with the lawyer jokes. I was rebuked once for posting one.

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer
in the middle of the road?
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skid marks in front of the skunk

 

[mowin]

Now that's funny

 

[mtbear]

Need to take this to the VA nursing home Wed. They will get a kick out of it.
mtbear:2thumbs:

 

[Sam Mac]

Well at least he didn't install a DESS system in anything so he must be a good engineer. :banghead:

 

[spyderCodes]

Well at least he didn't install a DESS system in anything so he must be a good engineer. :banghead:

Just curious, how many times has your Spyder returned a DESS error and has it stranded you?

 

[oldguyinTX]

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer
in the middle of the road?
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skid marks in front of the skunk

But then another lawyer would file suit against the skunk. Gotta love litigation!