DOUBLE BLONDE......

[boborgera]

A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal in a convertible sports car for speeding, She walks up to the car,
And asks the blonde for her drivers license....

The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, ''What does it look like?''
The blonde officer tells her , It's the thing with your picture on it.....

The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it up and sees herself in it,
Hands it over to the blonde cop...

After a few seconds looking at the compact, The blonde officer Rolls hers eyes, hands the compact back to the blond driver and says.,
''If you would have told me you were a police officer when i first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing......


As a side note,...
A reporter once asked Dolly Parton if she was offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, Her reply was,...
No because i know I'm not dumb, ..... And I'm also not blonde......

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:roflblack::roflblack:how come dumb blonde doesn't work for guy...I know some (a lot) dumb blonde guys..!! :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Question:
What's the difference between a Blonde, and a Golden Retriever?
Answer:
The Golden Retriever can't get you a beer from the 'Fridge, and open it up for you!

 

[Derek Paisley]

Lol.

 

[ARtraveler]

Nice--but I will keep quiet. :roflblack:

 

[reverendg]

Question:
What's the difference between a Blonde, and a Golden Retriever?
Answer:
The Golden Retriever can't get you a beer from the 'Fridge, and open it up for you!

But when the dog is barking to get in the door, it shuts up when you let it in!!

 

[Bob Denman]

:lecturef_smilie: Careful; my Missus is at least a Brunette... I see that you're straying into a dangerous area... :shocked: